Blingfest: the wedding weekend

At Jack Lewis, our cases are always full of great jewelry. We’d love to have more cases full of more great jewelry, but -like your garage- our showroom is only so big. And while you’d love to have a collection of five Corvettes sitting out there, inevitably, you probably only have room for two. So you have to make choices. We do the same thing with jewelry. Now, of course, if we don’t happen to have what you want in the store, we can always find it for you within a few days. But as a rule, when it comes to how many shapes and sizes of jewelry we can carry in-house on a given day, space constraints force us to draw the line somewhere.

So what is Blingfest? Blingfest erases that line. And by erases, we mean it sets the line on fire, laughs at it, then walks away in slow motion as it explodes action-movie-style behind us, sending up a mushroom cloud of fiery annihilation.

For one weekend only (August 7, 8, and 9), we’re making space and trucking-in hundreds more loose diamonds than normal, thousands more rings and wedding bands than normal, and offering 24-months interest free financing, which is a full year longer than normal. This is all stuff we don’t usually offer in the store, so that’s why it’s essential you flip your mental switch into “Blingfest Buying Mode”…because once the weekend is over, we have to scale down the garage again, get rid of the five Corvettes and go back to two.

So take off your Procrastination Pants, put on your Decision-Maker Drawers, and storm into Blingfest on August 7, 8, and 9 ready to make some amazing purchases. If you know it’s time to propose but have been dragging your feet, Blingfest is a good reason to finally come get the diamond. If you’re ready to buy an engagement ring but don’t think you can afford it, you’ll be able to afford it at Blingfest. If you’ve spent months unsuccessfully looking for a specific diamond, or ring, or band, or diamond ring band…you will succeed in finding it at Blingfest.

There’ll be all kinds of diamonds, all kinds of rings, of all shapes and sizes, at all kinds of prices. Blingfest is like a jewelry warehouse exploded in our showroom. Blingfest is when the roof opens up and it starts raining extra diamonds, extra rings, and longer financing in our showroom. Blingfest is the 3-day Incredible Hulk version of Jack Lewis: our giant, green, superhuman alter-ego, ready to hulk smash you right in the face with more bling in our showroom than you can possibly imagine. You think you can imagine it. You’re wrong. You can’t.

[Ron Burgundy voice] I don’t know how to put this, but if you’re looking for a diamond, or a ring, right now, or in the near future, this is kind of a big deal. [/voice]  We’re not even normally open Sundays! But for Blingfest, yes…we are.

(And as an extra bonus, we’ll even have a special section marked-off featuring select diamonds and engagement rings at 50% off.)

Maybe you’re most excited by the super-crazy selection Blingfest will have to offer. Maybe you’re most intrigued by the 24-months interest free financing Blingfest will have to offer (which, if you’ve been shopping around for diamond rings, you know that 24-months is virtually unheard-of these days). Whichever phase of Blingfest grabs your attention most, remember that it’s for one weekend only

Friday, August 7th … Saturday, August 8th …and Sunday, August 9th

So make plans to be at Blingfest. Snapchat your friends about Blingfest. Text your enemies at 3am about Blingfest. Instagram a #nofilter of you overnight camping outside Jack Lewis waiting for Blingfest. We don’t do stuff like this very often, so we promise it’ll be worth it.

See you at Blingfest: the wedding weekend.

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